Here goes the story of two guys sleeping in the back of a pickup truck in a far off land for two weeks.
01-01-09
And so another adventure begins. I’ll go back and put a little prequel together later, but I want to get down what has happened thus far before I forget. Were on day 2 and things (as usual) have not gone according to plan. Mike and I had a plane that flew out of San Fran at 7:30 am the 1st. Yes, we made plane reservations for 7:30 am New Year’s Day. In hind sight, probably not the best move. When we had originally made the plans we were both going to meet in Santa Cruz, party for New Year and go on from there. As it got closer to New Year’s I made plans to be in the city. On the 31st I called mike to confirm everything and he said to me “Bro, this we’ll be great. We’ll party New Years, crash at Jeff’s house ‘til noon and then have your parents give us a ride to the airport at like 6pm.”.
Two things made me ponder at this statement; one being my immediate problem, which was I had told Mike I would take care of the ride to the airport. The second being that somehow Mike had it in his head that the plane left at 7:30 pm not am. I quickly checked the ticket and said “Dude, we leave at 7:30 am.” A brief silence from the other end of the phone… followed by “Bro, I gotta go, I’m still in Reno…”
On to problem #2, I had to get Mike a ride or cancel my plans and go to Santa Cruz. I called Teeto and laid out the scenario. He said he would be happy to help. Now, I felt a little better and called Mike. I let him know he had a ride and that Teeto would be calling him to dove tail plans. Several minutes later I got a text from mike saying, “no problem, Teeto's picking me up at 4am and taking me to San Fran”
I did have a few concerns. Teeto is one of my best friends, but he is also the guy who has come over to my house and literally fallen asleep in his car parked in front of my place with the engine running. It’s not uncommon for me to be talking to him and have him nod off when I’m in mid sentence, and I knew he had a crazy night planned as well. He had to spin at the club, load up, drive to SC, pick up Mike, and run off to the airport. As long as he didn’t nod off between packing and getting to SC, I was fine.
At 3:30 am I started calling Teeto. 4 calls, no answer. I was starting to freak out a bit when I got a call from him at 4. “Boss, relax, relax. I’m on my way; I got pulled over for a sobriety check. When I get to Santa Cruz I call Mike and he meets me at the SC diner and we're out.” I was feeling relieved. 4:30, a call from Teeto “Boss, Mike’s not answering his phone. What do I do?” Hang tight buddy, I’ll give him a call.
Over the next hour Teeto and I called Mike many times. I ended up calling information and getting Jeff’s home number. I called that, no answer. I called my parents and asked if they had Jeff’s cell number (lost it on a recent cell replacement) no luck. I called Jeff’s parents, no answer, followed by a return call a few minutes later from Margie. “Here's the number.”… Before calling Jeff's phone I tried Mike’s cell one more time. I received a groggy “hmm, dude, it’s cool, Teeto’s going to call me at 4 and then I’m meeting him and were off to the airport.”
“Mike, its 5:30”
“…”
“Get up; Teeto’s been waiting for an hour.”
“It’s 5:30?”
“It’s 5:30.”
“Oh shit, I gotta go!”
“Yes, call Teeto.”
I’m now at the San Francisco airport trying to figure out if I skip my flight or take the flight and try and hook up with him in L.A. (S.F. to L.A. to Atlanta to Argentina). “Final boarding flight (whatever number it was).”
I get a call from Teeto, “Boss, he’s here. He looks like The Lich King Jr., but I got him here.”
Here comes Mike, looking a little tired. “Mike! You made it!”
“I have my passport, some emergency cash, and an emergency credit card. I forgot my wallet, credit cards, money clip and car keys…”
“You have your passport?”
“Yeah.”
“Let's go.”
The flight to L.A. was uneventful. Easy lay over and then it was off to Atlanta. It was one of those flights. One row behind me and 3 seats to my left were 2 young children. They wailed the whole way. I thought just by sheer physics they would have had to take a break at some point. I was wrong. Ok, put in the headphones and lay back. “AAAhhhggh!” What the hell was that? The guy behind me was at least 6’ 8” and was using a cane. If I tried to put my seat back he howled in pain. He apologized profusely but let me know that I couldn’t put me seat back. This was a losing battle, it was the cane, I couldn’t beat the cane. No cane, no problem, I paid the same for my seat as you, deal with it. With the cane, I was just the dick messing with the cripple. Sigh, looks like I’m sitting upright. Upright with screaming kids. It was a long flight with no sleep. I was starting to feel a little punchy. I had now been up for about 32 hours, I did manage to squeeze in an hour of sleep after New Years but pretty much 32 hours straight.
We met Shay on the plane. I was in the aisle, Mike in the middle, and Shay on the window. I’d guess she was a few years younger than us but not much. She was an Aussie and a fellow adventurer. She worked on a ship that did tours of Antarctica. She was well traveled and well, frankly had that accent that I like so much. Mike was chatting her up and things were going well. We landed in Atlanta and had a layover. “Shay, you want to join us for dinner?” Mike asked. “Sure.” Was the reply. We hopped off the plane and decided to make sure we were still departing the same gate. WE ALL LOOKED AT THE DEPARTURE SCREEN, yep same gate.
Off for food. TGI Fridays. We ordered and it took a long time. Longer then I would have guessed for airport food. Hmm, when do we leave? I glanced at my ticket. The plane DEPARTS at 6:40, its 6:33. “Hey” I said, “Our plane leaves at 6:40…” “That would be unfortunate” Mike replied. “I’ll go check” I said and left them to continue their banter. I walked around the corner to the counter and said “When’s the plane board?”
“We’ve already retracted the ramp.”
“….”
“Seriously, you can't get on that plane.”
“You're not going to let me on that plane?”
“No”
“What if I said you’re my best friend??”
“I’d say thanks, but you're not getting on that plane.”
I walked back to the table where we were eating dinner. “Guys, I’m not joking, were not getting on that plane.” Mike: “were not getting on?” Me: “Nope” at which point, Mike and I calmly grabbed our silverware and started eating again. Shay took a second to digest this information and then looked at us both like we were crazy. “You’re kidding right?” she squeaked. Mike looked at her and said “He’s not kidding.”
She snapped. Mike and her were sitting on the same side of the booth. Mike on the aisle, her on the wall. She was under the table in a flash and there was a thunderous slam, all the plates jumped as she hit her head on the table and she clambered out the door. I yelled after her “I'll get the check!” and she was gone. Mike and I glanced at each other and started to laugh. We continued eating, as we finished the meal I mentioned to Mike that I thought his chances with Shay had probably dropped pretty dramatically…
We made our way over to the ticket counter. It was a bit of a wait to get the itinerary squared away, but the long and the short was, we weren’t leaving ‘til the next day, same flight. Any chance we can get our bags? No. Looks like I’m wearing the same clothes for a 3rd day… “Bro, my emergency credit card is in my bag…” We grabbed a cheap hotel and crashed almost instantly. Not much to be said about the hotel, Mike grabbed a picture of me in the pool, which should say it all.
Breakfast at the waffle house and now were parked in the Atlanta airport.